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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."
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"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"An apple a day Keeps the government away"
"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."
"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""