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Joke of the Day

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"

"Why are cats against abortion? Because they're CATholic"

"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."

"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."

"So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime"

"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"

"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."

"I'll never be friends with the girl who brings a bottle of sparkling water to the gym."

"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"