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Joke of the Day
"What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot."
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"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"
"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"