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Joke of the Day

"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"

"which spice, according to jamaicans, is definitely going to hell? the cinnamon!"

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"

"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."

"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."

"The power reddit has to change anything."

"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."

"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"

"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."