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Joke of the Day

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."

"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."

"*Brings a hammer to a thumb war.*"

"Why did Sally fall off her swing? Because she had no arms"

"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."

"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"

"What did the cow say after hearing butcher's joke? You are killin' me man!"

"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."