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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"

"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."

"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"

"[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant."

"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."

"Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah"

"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."

"Did you hear about the popcorn that was demoted? He used to be a kernel."

"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"