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Joke of the Day

"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"

"""To Kill a Mockingbird"" ""Oh, I just used a slingshot."""

"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"

"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""

"How is Santa like a paedophile? They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks."

"MAN: See my tattoo? It says ""Only God can judge me."" GOD: That shirt with those pants?"

"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"

"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."