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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrists office... ...wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts""."

"You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?"

"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."

"What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill."

"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"

"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"

"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."