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Joke of the Day
"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."
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"""Is it long enough to reach most people's beds?"" ""Yes."" ""Perfect, make it a couple inches shorter."" -Apple, creating the iPhone charger."
"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."
"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"
"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail? He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others."
"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"
"The Middle East Where you have to chose between a genocidal dictator or an extremist mob. (Well, except Turkey; they got it mostly together)"