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Joke of the Day

"[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? They break their nose. (note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)"

"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"

"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"

"If I had a nickel for every time Robert Duvall squinted while wearing a cowboy hat... ...I'd have the same career as Robert Duvall."

"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"

"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."

"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"

"Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Websites that are similar to Reddit."