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Joke of the Day

"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"

"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"

"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."

"So I realized why the large iPhone is called the 6 plus If you sit on it, you'll realize is actually a 3+3."

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."

"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""

"Why couldn't the Mod get into the club? He never got banned."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."