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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."

"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."

"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared."

"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"

"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."