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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."
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"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper."
"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."
"What did Jesus do to lose weight? Crossfit"
"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"
"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"
"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""
"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"