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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Mod get into the club? He never got banned."
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"""Say, farmer....."" Traveling Salesman: ""Say, farmer, where does that road go to?"" Farmer: ""Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."""
"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."
"Did you hear about the bassist? Did you hear about the bassist that was SO out of tune people noticed?"