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Joke of the Day
"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"
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"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."
"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""
"What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers. Good talk."
"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"
"[undoes GFs bra first time] ""wow have you been practicing?"" don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]"
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."
"People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, ""I just did the meth""."