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Joke of the Day
"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."
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"Sometimes I wake up crabby. Sometimes I let her sleep in."
"The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick... Moby Dick's Adobe Mick."
"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"
"How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim...."
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."
"Sometimes you wish you could just fast forward time just to see if in the end it's all worth it,.."
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
"What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac? He had a *lovely finish*."