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Joke of the Day

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"Dank memes What came out of the dank meme's butt? Mountain doo doo"

"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."

"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""

"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."

"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."

"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"

"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."

"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."