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Joke of the Day

"Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time."

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"

"I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!"

"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"

"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"