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Joke of the Day
"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."
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"wait I thought laser eye surgery meant I get laser eyes"
"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."
"I'm voting my fridge for president. Because America needs to chill the fuck out."
"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"
"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."
"What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? I had a bagel."
"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."
"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."
"How much does a plumber make in an hour? It depends on how much crack he can produce."