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Joke of the Day
"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."
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"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
"If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier."
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."
"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"
"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"