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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"

"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"

"Hi, I'm from the American Medical Association! AMA!"

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"

"Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral"

"I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner."

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."