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Joke of the Day
"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
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"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"
"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"
"Why I'd never get a sex change I wouldn't have the balls to do it"
"What is AdBlock?"
"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."
"I want a relationship like from Up. She dies and I get a flying house."
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."
"Like prison, most don't learn the life of crime till locked up. Like twitter, I learned to creep into houses and quietly eat their cheese."