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Joke of the Day
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
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"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"
"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."
"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"
"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Not zri, but fuehrer."
"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."
"Karma may ""work"" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off"
"[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."