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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"

"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."

"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"

"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"

"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"

"What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derriere"

"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."

"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"

"I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool."

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"