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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
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"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"BE WARNED I am taking careful note of all of your sins and reporting back to God in my nightly prayers"
"Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh"
"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"A Short Joke jk"
"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."
"What happens when a clown farts? It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued."