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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."
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"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"
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"*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune"
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
"Sorry champ, but getting ""promoted"" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion."
"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"
"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
"When someone says something was made with ""love"" what exactly does that mean? Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake?"