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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."

"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"

"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."

"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"

"How do you know a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."