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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series"

"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"Why did the Polak cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo."

"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."

"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."