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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series"

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."

"What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter."

"Please ignore this tweet, I'm pretending to be adding a coworker's phone number."

"Why are black people like sperm? Only one in a million actually works."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"They told me I had type A blood... But it was a Type O"

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"