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Joke of the Day

"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."

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"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."
"Did you hear the joke about ebola? ...you won't get it."
"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY! ""What's that?"" It...it's a sawed-off shotgun. ""Aren't you supposed to use the other half?"" ...shit."
"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"
"It's gonna be ok."
"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."
"Mmmmm.... delicious!"