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Joke of the Day
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
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"Religion... That is all."
"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"When is the worst time to get Cancer? North of the equator."
"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"
"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"
"The best joke that I have ever heard :) And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life"" But John came fifth, and won a toaster"
"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."