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"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"
"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"
"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
"What is the difference between complete and finished? If you find the right woman, you're complete."
"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."
"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear"