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Joke of the Day
"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."
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"A man is addicted to Brake Fluid He says he can stop anytime."
"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."
"A sniper looks over a large crowd of people from his hidden perch. Over his earpiece, he is told to fire at will. He carefully spots his target, and shoots. ""Crap, that wasn't Will."""
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck"