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Joke of the Day
"It's gonna be ok."
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"My New Year's resolutions.... Is going to be 1920x1080."
"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"
"Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food."
"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""
"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."
"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"
"Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren't allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others."
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."