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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about ebola? ...you won't get it."
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"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."
"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."
"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."
"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller."" ~Mario"
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."
"What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!"
"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""