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Joke of the Day
"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."
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"Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong. I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"""
"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."
"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""
"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."
"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."
"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"
"Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it."