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Joke of the Day

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"

"I'm voting my fridge for president. Because America needs to chill the fuck out."

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"

"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."

"(NSFW) I might have a needle dick. But I fuck like a sewing machine."

"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"