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Joke of the Day

"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"

"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"

"What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life!"

"A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts ""Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm invisible."" The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says ""I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."""

"I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"Here's a joke for those who follow rap Meek Mill"

"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"

"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."

"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"