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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."
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"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"
"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."
"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."
"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""
"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"
"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."
"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."