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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."
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"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"
"What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox"
"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."
"[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him"
"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."
"Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing."
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
"""I just need some space."" - astronaut break up"
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."