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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."
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"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."
"There were 5 peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted...peanut."
"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."
"Just once, I'd like to wake my girlfriend up with up with oral sex... ...but she never sleeps with her mouth open."
"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"
"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."
"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"
"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."
"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"