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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."

"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"

"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."

"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."

"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."

"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."

"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"

"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."

"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub"

"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""