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Joke of the Day
"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."
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"Wearing 'EarPods' is my favorite way of making the rest of the world believe my verbal outbursts are part of a heated phone conversation."
"What are the specs on your computer? Oh those? They're just my reading glasses."
"I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets."
"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"
"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."
"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."
"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"
"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."