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Joke of the Day
"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"
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"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."
"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."
"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."
"Hey McDonalds! I bet there are a bunch of 300lb+ people that want to be in your commercials too!"
"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"
"Why do Mexicans make burritos? So they can unwrap something for Christmas!"
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."