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Joke of the Day

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."

"[As a tornado destroys their home] Wife: You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Husband: I really miss Baywatch."

"The time for being a smartass isn't when someone is in a murderous rage. There's a discreet unmarked grave out there that'll attest to that."

"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"

"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"