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Joke of the Day
"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."
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"What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper"
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"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"
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"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
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