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Joke of the Day
"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"
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"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."
"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."
"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."
"""If I weigh 400 pounds and can lift 600 pounds, shouldn't I be able to fly by lifting the chair I'm sitting in?"""
"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."
"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"