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Joke of the Day
"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."
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"How does a frog fasten two objects together? Rivets."
"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"
"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"
"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"
"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."
"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"
"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."
"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."