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Joke of the Day

"one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van"

"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"

"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."

"B: Girl you so fine, I rate you a 9 3/4. G: Why? B: Because I wanna put myself in you. Harry Potter pickup line"

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."

"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"

"They were two hookers riding a motorcycle... suddenly they hit a bump, and boom! your mom fell off!!!"

"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."

"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."