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Joke of the Day
"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"
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"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"
"He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar. "
"What's a transgender's fabourite pokemon? Unknown"
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"
"What dat mouf do ;)"
"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."
"Since I'm home alone tonight, I'm carrying around the biggest kitchen knife I could find. You know, to stab any murderers who come for me."
"heres law school: ""sustained"" is basically ""settle down beavis."" ""overruled"" also means ""settle down beavis,"" but to the other guy instead"