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Joke of the Day

"I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think"

"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your ""wenital werpes"" *winks*"

"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."

"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."

"How can you teach Jamals and Juans? Just toss em banana, they will suck for it"

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Where you left it."

"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."

"Mexican magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos.."" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres."

"You can actually drink lava! but only once."