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Joke of the Day
"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"
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"""Do people really become like their pets?"" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space."
"*ruins your party with a can of Serious String*"
"What do you call fake soup? Pho Soup"
"So I attempt to shoot myself with this gun? Do I whack off during or after? (Kid who grew up on Chatroulette playing Russian Roulette)"
"Why did the cat put the letter ""M"" into the fridge ? Because it turns ""ice"" into ""mice"" !"
"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."
"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."
"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"
"My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow.."