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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."
Next Joke
"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."
"I'm not ""Mr Right"" but I'll do freaky stuff to you till he shows up."
"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""
"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"
"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""