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Joke of the Day

"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."

"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."

"How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny."

"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."

"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"

"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."