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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
Next Joke
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"
"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"
"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."
"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."
"People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works."
"I was the photographer at a vegan wedding this weekend They kept getting mad when I told them to say cheese."