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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."

"At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52"""

"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"

"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"

"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"

"I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools. It sucked on so many levels..."

"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."