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Joke of the Day
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
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"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."
"I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard"
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."
"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""
"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."
"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."
"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."
"That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not."