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Joke of the Day
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
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"Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger."
"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."
"Whats the best way to get gum out of your hair. cancer"
"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."
"Why do people wear sleeveless shirts? They like to express the right to bear arms."
"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."
"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."